Friday Morning Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links for November 15, 2013

Happy Friday, Spursland! Your resident Hoddle writer, TheRoosevelts, couldn't do a Hoddle last night. Something about practice and a date night. I'm sure he just meant wrestling practice or something, but one can never be too sure. Since he couldn't write the Hoddle and none of the rest of us could be bothered to put sort that sort of effort, here's your daily discussion thread.

I'll throw in just a few links so that you guys have a little bit more to ignore.

Juventus offer new contract to Spurs target Pirlo - Sports Direct News

Yeah. Like we were going to sign Pirlo anyway.

Spurs given green light to bid on Vucinic - GiveMeSport

Hey guys! You know what this team really needs? Mirko Vucinic. You know, that guy that's not very good and doesn't score goals? Yeah! He's the best.

Napoli eyeing shock swoop for Mousa Dembele - TalkSport

Ok Napoli. You can have him. As long as your offer includes Marek Hamsik.

Hope on the High Plains and Breaking Madden: Pat McAfee, Destroyer of Worlds - SB Nation

These two fun things came out yesterday on the SB Nation main site and you're doing yourself a great disservice if you don't read them (even if you don't like American football).

That's it. That's all you get from me. If you have any other interesting news items leave them in the comments.