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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 19, 2013

Happy birthday time.

Jamie McDonald

Happy birthday to me, Spursland! Yeah, I went there and made it all about me. Sorry, shoot me. That was sarcastic guy from Texas who reached for his pistol, take it down a notch. So lets all gather around to tell me how great I am while all secretly knowing I have reached another mile marker on the road to an anonymous death and if you guys really feel like you need to get me a gift, I enjoy bourbon and puppies.

And now the "news"

Spurs Linked with Player They Don't Want To Sign- Sky Sports

Siggy, Lamela, Townsend, Lennon, we are good on wide players. Move along media hype machine, find yourself another target to link your made up transfer rumors to.

France Have "Taken A Slap", Says Lloris -Goal

France has a reputation in America and for good reason. If you doubt this just google the French commandos. But seriously, guys, your phrasing. It isn't helping.

MLS 2013 Season Awards: SB Nation Rookie Of The Year Goes To Deshorn Brown, And Dillon Powers

Congratulations to you both. And a big thumbs down to the SB Nation staff for coping out big time on this one.

Leroux, Mewis Trade Places In Swap Deal- SB Nation Soccer

Seattle gets all the nice things (don't worry guys, I am just setting you up to attack Brixton in the comments section).

Football's Black Mark- SB Nation Soccer

Your must read article of the month. And not just because they reference The Atlantic, which is a magazine for smart people, but without the pretension of The New Republic.

Chelsea Set To Sign 15 Year Old Polish Hot Shot- We Ain't Got No History

Not if his father decides to make crazy demands they aren't.