Happy birthday to me, Spursland! Yeah, I went there and made it all about me. Sorry, shoot me. That was sarcastic guy from Texas who reached for his pistol, take it down a notch. So lets all gather around to tell me how great I am while all secretly knowing I have reached another mile marker on the road to an anonymous death and if you guys really feel like you need to get me a gift, I enjoy bourbon and puppies.
And now the "news"
Siggy, Lamela, Townsend, Lennon, we are good on wide players. Move along media hype machine, find yourself another target to link your made up transfer rumors to.
France has a reputation in America and for good reason. If you doubt this just google the French commandos. But seriously, guys, your phrasing. It isn't helping.
Congratulations to you both. And a big thumbs down to the SB Nation staff for coping out big time on this one.
Seattle gets all the nice things (don't worry guys, I am just setting you up to attack Brixton in the comments section).
Your must read article of the month. And not just because they reference The Atlantic, which is a magazine for smart people, but without the pretension of The New Republic.
Not if his father decides to make crazy demands they aren't.