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Greetings and salutations, Carty-Free Cappies. We're all stuffed from turkey (see what I did there?) and quietly rolling around our living rooms, assuming we didn't burn all the calories running from department store to department store in a mad frenzy of capitalist blood-lust on Black Friday. Me? I had a beer, played some Dominion with my wife, and went to bed early. This here's your open thread for the Saturday EPL matches, or whatever else you want to talk about.
Matches:
Aston Villa v. Sunderland (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT)
Cardiff City v. Arsenal (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 pm GMT)
Norwich City v. Crystal Palace (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT)
Everton v. Stoke City (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT)
West Ham v. Fulham (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT)
Newcastle United v. West Bromwich Albion (12:30 p.m. ET / 5:30 p.m. GMT)