Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Today we bring you news about Verts that scares me. Like a lot. Almost as much as the thought that my future might turn out like either person in this video. That sound you heard is the crashing of Uncle Menno running through walls on his way to hug his children after watching that.
And now the "news"
Remember when we keep talking about how deep we were with all that summer spending? Much like when I forgot peanut butter at the grocery story this afternoon (apparently if you put it in your hot chocolate and combine it through vigorous stirring it is amazing) we forgot something at the market.
No he musn't, if all these Dzeko rumors are true.
Championship player bragging about getting ready to fix the World Cup? How? By planting a bomb under the German team's bus? Because I can't think of another way a Championship player could even get close enough to the World Cup to hand someone cash.
May he lose with the grace as Ronaldo has always shown.
No, he isn't because he is old and an ass.