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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For December 10, 2013

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with crushing Jan Vertonghen news.

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Chris Brunskill

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Today we bring you news about Verts that scares me. Like a lot. Almost as much as the thought that my future might turn out like either person in this video. That sound you heard is the crashing of Uncle Menno running through walls on his way to hug his children after watching that.

And now the "news"

Verts Could Miss Entire Christmas Schedule- Guardian

Remember when we keep talking about how deep we were with all that summer spending? Much like when I forgot peanut butter at the grocery story this afternoon (apparently if you put it in your hot chocolate and combine it through vigorous stirring it is amazing) we forgot something at the market.

Defoe Must Stay, Says AVB- Telegraph

No he musn't, if all these Dzeko rumors are true.

Six In England Arrested For Match Fixing- SB Nation Soccer

Championship player bragging about getting ready to fix the World Cup? How? By planting a bomb under the German team's bus? Because I can't think of another way a Championship player could even get close enough to the World Cup to hand someone cash.

Ribery Steps Up To Be The Also-Ran For Messi And Ronaldo In Ballon d'Or Race- SB Nation Soccer

May he lose with the grace as Ronaldo has always shown.

Ray Wilkens Thinks John Terry Is The Answer, But Is He?- Three Lions Roar

No, he isn't because he is old and an ass.

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