Thursday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for December 19, 2013

Happy Thursday, Spursland. Your buddy The Roosevelts has a broken computer and he's not sure when it's going to get fixed, so that's why you were without a Hoddle early in the morning. I'm going to assume that his little brats dumped an energy drink in his keyboard. Unlike your usual Hoddle scribe, I'm light on jokes, so let's get straight to the "news".

Sherwood is an IDIOT | Tottenham Hotspur Mad

I just found this incredibly amusing.

Will desperate Daniel Levy make a move for Southampton boss Mauricio Pochettino? | Metro

I'm sure someone's called his agent to gauge his interest.

Mousa reflects | TottenhamHotspur.com

So, like, cheer and stuff.

Simeone or Hiddink would be ideal Christmas presents for Tottenham | Yahoo! Eurosport

And I don't think we have any chance at either, womp womp.

AVB not interested in West Brom job | Sports Direct News

Mike Ashley's sporting goods store said so!