Christmas Day Hoddle of Coffee and open thread

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and to those who don't, we hope you're just having a really wonderful day. Unlike yesterday, when The Roosevelts wrote the Hoddle drunk at 2 am, he got too drunk on the night of Christmas Eve to write one. So, here I am. This is your open thread for the day, here are some things to read and get mad about.

I bleed the colour of Tottenham - Sherwood | ESPN

If you have a problem with hiring Sherwood because he was an Arsenal fan, you're silly and I dislike you.

Former Spurs manager Harry Redknapp backs Tim Sherwood for Tottenham success | Sky Sports

Tim's a 'triffic lad.

Kyle Walker v Billy Jones: Head-to-head | The Independent

#analysis #stats

Boxing Day games as Christmas presents | SB Nation

These are bad presents.

#2013Faves, a compilation | SB Nation

The internet is amazing