Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and to those who don't, we hope you're just having a really wonderful day. Unlike yesterday, when The Roosevelts wrote the Hoddle drunk at 2 am, he got too drunk on the night of Christmas Eve to write one. So, here I am. This is your open thread for the day, here are some things to read and get mad about.
If you have a problem with hiring Sherwood because he was an Arsenal fan, you're silly and I dislike you.
Tim's a 'triffic lad.
These are bad presents.
The internet is amazing