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Happy Monday, Spursland! Whoa, the Grammys were held last night so, naturally, in this night honoring the very best in music our culture has produced and social media was entirely too focused on Maroon 5 and Justin Bieber. Let's just sit back for a minute and think about what that says about western civilization. Now that we have contemplated that, I suggest that we keep Spurs and the Constitution and then scrap everything else and learn Chinese. Soup dumplings for everyone.
And now the "news"
Gazza In Intensive Care In Arizona- Sky Sports
Great news to hear that Gazza is progressing.
Selling Bale A Disaster, Says AVB- BBC
That is why he makes the decisions. This kind of deep subtle, in depth analysis of the situation.
Bale Can Help Lure Stars, Says AVB- Telegraph
This theory has yet to be proven. Holtby might be an outlier in the data, but so far this has not proven to be true. Doesn't mean it doesn't make sense, doesn't mean it won't happen in the future.
Football Without Fans Is Nothing- SB Nation Soccer
Ticket prices are to the point where teams have gauging their fans for a few years now. And don't give me any of that "we had to price the hooligans out of the ground" crap. That happened, it worked and now football teams are just cannibalizing themselves. If you need more money, try to be aggressive in monetizing new areas. Get creative and do whatever it takes to not just fuck your fans.
Liverpool Kits For Next Season Leak, Mass LOLing Ensues- SB Nation Kicking Balls
"How bad are they?" The backside of our third kit wipes its ass with these things. The Reds could win the league and with these things LOLpool would still live on.
Cameron Crazies Getting Too Crazy?- SB Nation
Duke fans acting like assholes? News at 11! Look, Duke fans are universally assholes. All of them. If you are reading this right now and are a Duke fan and are thinking, "He means other people, the group taken together maybe, but not me specifically." I mean you specifically. You, sitting there in your underwear because your roommate has a three-hour lab today. You are probably listening to something like Creed right now. Please move to Antarctica.