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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 17, 2013

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Paul Gilham

Happy Monday, Spursland! It was the weirdest thing last Thursday -- Bale scored the free kick and then this song started playing, not from speakers, just coming out of the sky. I know you felt it too.

And now the "news"

Wenger Damps Down Bale Hype -Sky Sports

Oh really, he does, does he? Well, the rest of everyone would like to tell you something.

Now we get a few Arsenal fans who check this site every now and then, and they might be saying to themselves, "well of course the Tottenham folks would say that." Well, you see, your boy didn't stop at saying Bale was overhyped, he went further to say that he was happy he signed Walcott over Bale. Now your reaction to that should be something like this. Do you know who produces a ton on his own and never complains about being played out wide? NOT THEO WALCOTT!

Tottenham Should Enjoy Bale While They Can- The Guardian

Why, why do these writers refuse to believe in our cause? Why would Bale leave if he gets the money he wants and plays Champions League ball after this season? YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY BALE AWAY, EVER!

Tottenham To Join Summer Chase For Benteke- Telegraph

Benteke is the new "the"? I don't know, remember how the new "bread" turned out.

Robbie Rogers Comes Out, Leaves The Game- SB Nation Soccer

I am proud of him that he did what he did. I do not know why he is gone from the game, but I am sure he did what was right for him and I wish him all the best. Also would like to know if he wants to be besties.

MLS Takes Dip Into The Art World, It's Not Great- SB Nation

It isn't that the art is bad, it is that you have no idea what it is supposed to mean unless you stare at it for a long time. Like all day.

Donovan Returns In March, Should Miss Azteca- Stars And Stripes FC

Play forever Donovan, please?

Tony Allen Doesn't Know Who Ke$ha Is- SB Nation

We can all agree that with all the good the internet has brought us, it has brought in some very bad things. Now we all do our best to filter out the crap, like this guy, and people who use hating as a verb, but it is clear that Tony Allen's filter is on another level now that we know he had completely missed that this waste of molecules is famous.

Lamborghini Painted With LSU Tiger Stripes? Lamborghini Painted With LSU Tiger Stripes- SB Nation

This embodies everything someone could say about the social evolution of the new economically resurgent south.

Conspiracy Truther Talks Current Events- Progressive Boink

It is like my Uncle Jimmy was both more plugged in to pop culture AND had an internet connection. Frankly I'd rather take a Carnival cruise than that happen. And don't lie, everyone has an Uncle Jimmy.

Editor's note: It is President's Day here in the U.S. and theroosevelts has no presidential knowledge to impact on us. AND HE TEACHES CHILDREN ABOUT THINGS LIKE PRESIDENTS. Shame on you, theroosevelts.