Hey, hey, HEY, everybody! It's
Fat Albert Uncle Menno! Yes, I just dropped another early 1980s pop culture reference on you because I'm old. And because I can. So there.
We've got EPL matches kicking off this morning, plus the big COC-up at Wembley between Swansea and the Bantams of Bradford City. 'Course, the League Cup final is on beIN Sports, which about 10 people get in the USA. Still, please don't post any links to illegal streams or SUFFER MY WRATH, WHICH IS GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD!
Manchester City vs Chelsea, 8:30am, FOX Soccer
Newcastle vs Southampton, 8:30am, FOX Soccer 2Go
Swansea City vs Bradford City (League Cup Final), 11am, beIN SPORT
As Saint Garrison Keillor says, "Be well, do good works, and keep in touch."