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Happy Monday, Spursland! Defoe is out, but keep calm, Adebayor is coming back so we can totally put all that anxiety about our striker play aside. Ade is a machine. He is really good at distributing the ball when he has it at his feet. Not necessarily to our team but hey, silver linings.
And now the "news"
Defoe Out Of England Friendly- Sky Sports
The phrase "hopefully it is not a lot of ligament damage" does not sound promising for a quick return. Good thing we have Clint Dempsey to run around up front. I say running around up front because that's what he will do. Oh yeah and rap badly (Editor's note: You shut your whore mouth, roosevelts. #DontTread).
West Brom Boss Upset With Red Card- BBC
I could perhaps see his point based on a very important distinction. Now, I didn't get to see the game yet so I don't know what kind of spit it was. If it was regular spit, yellow card. If we are talking full loogy, red card. And anything else, 4 game ban.
Deadline Day Moves: Tactical Analysis- SB Nation Soccer
This is um, a tactical analysis of um ...BABY BREAK DANCE!!!
The cute cam.
Ravens Win! Ravens Win!- Baltimore Beatdown
I am not really prepared to write anything about this today. It is pretty overwhelming considering my hometown has basically only ever produced Cal Ripken, Babe Ruth (sort of), and the Wire. This is big for us. But for know I will leave you with the musical version of what happened just after the beginning of the second half. Now if you will excuse me, Skipjack and I have a few couches to burn.