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Hey there, everyone. Happy Friday. I don't know what happened to your Hoddle of Coffee today. TheRoosevelts' kids probably smashed up his computer or something, and Bryan probably didn't feel like doing the Hoddle in his absence because he's a big-shot lawyer and way too good for you guys. This is going to be a mostly community Hoddle. If you've seen something interesting, link it in the comments.
Here's some random shit I've found in the last 10 minutes.
Agent denies wrongdoing in Gomes transfer | ITV
Life is easier when you assume everything in football is sketch as hell.
Emmanuel Adebayor has chance to fulfil his potential at Tottenham | The Independent
If he shows up at training today!
Daws on Newcastle | TottenhamHotspur.com
Footballers all speak exclusively in generalities and cliches.
The ones that got away | Waking the Red
TFC isn't great at securing Ontario's best players.
Uncle Menno's basketball team stinks | SB Nation
Hahahahahahaha.