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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links March 19, 2013

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with a roosevelts-style pick-me-up.

Richard Heathcote

Happy Tuesday Spursland! Things might not be going great for us right now, gang -- we are in a slump and our self esteem is not the highest -- but it is important to remember that even the best in the world have slumps. For example, the FBI is in such a slump that they still haven't caught the perpetrators of the biggest art theft in US history. It's been 23 years! Sure, they say they know who did it and they won't release the names, but how hard was it to figure out that Pierce Brosnan did it? They made a movie about it or something. So, you see, everyone falters every now and then, but the good ones -- not even the great ones, the good ones -- pick themselves up and pummel overachieving Welsh teams.

And now the "news"

Inter Charged With Racial Abuse By UEFA- BBC

In what sure seemed inevitable at this point in the season, yet another Spurs Europa league opponent's fans have been caught spewing racial abuse. It is almost to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if they renamed the championship the Far Right Ignorance Gauntlet.

AVB Believes Spurs Are Suffering From "Science Fiction"- The Guardian

Science fiction? Hmmmmmm.

USMNT Names Squad For World Cup Qualifiers- Stars And Stripes FC

This squad can best be summed up with a very appropriate quote from classic American television

Should Roma Keep Aurelio Andreazzoli?- SB Nation Soccer

Hold on, are you telling me they actually play games in those Italian stadiums? I thought they just threw flares and screamed the N word at each other for 90 minutes or so then went home.

Steubenville Rape Case Ends In Guilty Verdict, Head Coach Still Not Fired- Deadspin

I know they were not tried as adults, but really, just one and two year sentences? Not even close to god enough. A truly disappointing result

March Madness Fandom Map- SB Nation.

Finally my goal is complete and it is like the SEC doesn't even exist!

Roger Goodell Is Not Impressed- SB Nation

Yeah, but fuck that guy.