Wednesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for March 20, 201

Happy Humpday Spursland! You know that feeling of depression you deal with the moment you put two and two together and realize that with the looming international fixtures mean there won't be a Spurs game for like ever? This is almost as depressing as summer. <-- Editor's note: What the eff even is any of this?

And now the "news"

Lifelong Spurs Fan To Posthumously Receive Victoria Cross-Tottenhamhotspur.com

Real heroes exist, too many of them have passed on.

Shaun Maloney looks To Solve Bale Dilemma- The Scotsman

Hint hint, all you nee to do is convince the Wales manager to play him up top on his own. It has worked really well in the Premier League lately.

Calm Down, The USMNT's Defense Will Be Just Fine-Stars And Stripes FC

But that isn't what the intertwitters said! But seriously, I am glad to hear you say that.

The FA Will Not Retroactively Punish McManaman For Stupid Reason-SB Nation Soccer

I give you football governing bodies everyone. Constantly failing to see the forest from the trees, because it is hard to see foliage with your head up your own ass.

Joe Allen, Out For The Season-Liverpool Offside

I give you Liverpool, more Spurs than Spurs. Just when their season looked to be perking up a bit BOOM, top young player done for the year.

Me And Michael Owen-SB Nation Soccer

Happy trails, to one of the most snake bitten players in recent England memory.