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Happy Friday Spursland! Greetings friends, yes it is morning. Sorry to disturb you from your alcohol and sports betting induced hangover. The first day of March Madness is in the books and I am guessing that this is a good time to remind you that you should got to work/class. I know, it is hard during these glorious days to keep track of these things, and I am happy to help.
And now the "news"
King Backs Spurs To Win The League-Sky Sports
...in a year or two. They forgot to include the "In a year or two" in that title. Tricked me again Sky Sports.
Mabbutt Recovering After Emergency Bypass-BBC
And we wish our former captain a speedy recover and congratulate him on having the very best image of all time come up when you google him.
Only A Neanderthal Would Chop Bale Down-Telegraph
The Five Worst Decisions of Roman Abramovich-We Ain't Got No History
Somehow Sacking AVB did not make the list but when you sign Fernando Torres for 50 million and also have fired The Special One I guess the top five is rarified air.
Does Bolton Really need promotion?-Lion Of Vienna Suite
I'm sorry is this a real question?
The Most Important Race For Second Place-SB Nation Soccer
Cliff notes: Atletico vs Real is kind of (but not really) like Maryland vs Duke Basketball. Yeah, shove you "no cross sport analogies" up your ass.
March Madness Stuff In Here-SB Nation
Basketball! Gambling!