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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 29, 2013

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, without Leandro.

Michael Regan

Happy Friday, Spursland! Friends, yesterday our own Bryan Nolastname wrote a bit on some new and fresh rumors about "THE". He did a great job and should be commended on some fine work. He does mention that the will they, won't they of this transfer saga has gone on longer than a movie directed by Christopher Nolan. And it is for that reason that I am taking a stand against Leandro, International and anyone else teasing us with transfer rumors.

No more. I am done, talking about this guy. Not one mention, no matter what he does until his transfer is sealed, signed, notarized and if necessary sanctioned by Beyonce. It is my understanding that she is in charge of the world now.

And now the "news"

AVB Sets 16 Point Benchmark To Guarantee Champion's League- Sky Sports

Quick, somebody who can do math. Does this seem right?

Kevin Stewart Joins Crewe Alexandria On Loan- BBC

And he is not expected to get significant time. Doesn't that seem counter productive? Like they are just sending him away so he is out of the coaching staff's hair?

Jason Dufner Is Having The Worst Day Ever- SB Nation

I am guessing he looks like that because walking back into a school gave him flashbacks to all the times he got his ass kicked for being named Dufner.

SB Nation Writer Writes Mildly Funny Thing That Could Have Been Funnier, Yahoo Users Call For His Job- SB Nation

And much like way back when LSU Lambo guy happened, the SB Nation locals tore them to pieces.

How To Settle Arguments About Wenger- The Short Fuse

How did putting hands in cot pockets contest not make the cut?