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Happy Wednesday Spursland! Arsenal played to a scoreless draw with Everton, and some might say that was the best-case scenario for us. Being two points back with a game and hand sounds good to me. Talk all you want about how hard our fixtures are, I don't care. I'm keeping the faith, staying positive, and just waiting for the emotional breakdown, good or bad, that the end of the season will bring.
And now the "news"
No Tottenham Interest in Guarin-Sky Sports
STOP THE PRESSES. Good lord, what day is it? April 16, 2013 the first time an agent denied Spurs were interested in his player and not the other way around. I'm getting that date tattooed across my butt cheeks for easy reference the next time this happens around 2056.
Gareth Bale To Miss Man City Game With Ankle Injury-Telegraph
Kicks out in frustration, hits cinder block, injures own ankle. SOLIDARITY!
Spurs Prepping £10 Million Bid For Son Heung-Min-Mirror
Gareth Bale replacement you say? I don't think we need one. Because Madrid don't buy broke. I think Pete Townsend said that originally.
MLS Suspends Alan Gordon For Homophobic Slur-SB Nation Soccer
"But I wasn't using it to mean gay, I was using as a way to say not cool" Gordon probably said in a closed door meeting, to which I respond "I bet you do".
Cardiff Promoted To The Show, What's Next-SB Nation Soccer
I am guessing what's next is a few adult beverages consumed only in moderation.
Sparking The Anti-NCAA Revolution-SB Nation
I'm going to guess common sense.