Monday morning Huddlestone of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for April 22, 2013

Happy Monday Spursland! And oh what a joyous Monday it is. After the events of last week on either side of the Atlantic we were all wounded in some way. No matter our petty differences we are all citizens of the world and we all needed a pick me up. We got a pick me up and more. We not only won, we finally seem to have found our first choice midfield. We are now surely unstoppable. Let us come together and appreciate these good times. So that in the dark times that will surly come, just as summer follows spring, we remember that there is always the hope of a better tomorrow.

Audere est facere.

And now the "mews"

Gareth Bale Leads Comeback Against City-The Guardian

Who says Bale can't play striker? Yes I am ignoring the fact that the game changed when he moved further out on the wing I don't care about logic because WE BEAT THE BAJILLIONAIRES.

AVB Says Tottenham Are Back In Control Of Their Destiny-Mirror

Like A Boas.

Five Reasons To Love Zlatan-SB Nation Soccer

I take extreme umbrage with the blondes over brunettes logic.

Suarez Apologizes-Liverpool Offside

The phrase "ill advised mastication" might be the most innocuous way to describe one human biting another human in a non-life or death situation. I know he is on your team dude but I feel like maybe you are being a bit laissez faire in your coverage of it.

Shameful Reactions To A Shamful Act-Liverpool Offside

Editor's note: I deleted this entire paragraph because it didn't even resemble English. I had no idea how to fix it, so it's just been axed. Stop writing this post hammered.

Run If You Can, Walk If You must, but Finish For Boston-Stride Nation

Thank you London, truly the first among friends.