Wednesday Champions League Open Thread

Howdy, sports fans! It is I, your furry friend, Uncle Menno!

It's Champions League time (die Meiiiiiiiiiisteeeeeeeerrr), and so here is your open thread to discuss (die Beeeeeeeeeeeeesteeeeeeeeeeeen) this afternoon's game between (les graaaaaaandes équiiiiiiiiiiipes) Dortmund and Real Madrid.

(THE CHAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!)

As always, don't post links to illegal streams, no Voltron Spider, be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES!