Happy Friday Spursland! It is the weekend. It is time for Wigan to meet their makers. We are the wave, we cannot be stopped, and you don't want to be in our way.
And now the "news"
Danny, you did an amazing thing for us and we will always love you for it, but pack your bags. It is never good to wait until the last minute to do these sorts of things. Remember that pesky fax machine last August?
God, it's depressing to be reminded of mistake after mistake.
I think they made a great dea, selling high on an investment, and that's great. But I don't buy that selling to a bigger club is how it's supposed to happen, because being second in the nation is the club's directed station in existence. Nothing is going to or should remain status quo forever. Rome crumbled, The sun eventually did eventually set on the British empire and by the time I am 50 America will have been surpassed and the next great power will have risen.
How much urine is going on that thing the first night it's up, over/under set at 79 gallons?
Might I recommend you eating a large meal that includes spinach before hand. The iron in the spinach helps keep the hangover down.