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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links April 3, 2013

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on words Zidane says, dumb rumors, 'crootin and basketball players catching bodies.

Christopher Lee

Happy Wednesday Spursland! Look gang, I know Wednesdays are the worst, and life is pain, or whatever Buddha said. So let's not beat around the bush here, you guys are just going to debate who should play in the midfield/discuss the guy from Buckwild dying in the comments. You know that and I know that. So here is a video of some puppies playing football in the snow to start your day and maybe brighten your world.

And now the "news"

Zidane Says Bale Has Impressed Him More Than Any Other Player In Europe This Season-Sky Sports

The ca-ching sound you just heard was Levy jacking up the price for Bale another 10 million, Madrid hoisted by one of their own petards. If that is even possible? I don't really know exactly what a petard is. Can one entity have more than one of them? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PETARD IS LOWERED?

Arsenal And Tottenham Target Says he Is Open To Departure-Touchline Talk

This great #batcountry season has been open for weeks now, but the emergence of new crazy ass rumors has been slow in coming this season, much like the spring thaw here on the east coast. But slowly the new rumors, moronically stupid and those planted firmly in reality, are creeping out of hibernation or wherever it is they go when Dan Levy isn't sleeping next to his fax machine.

Barca And PSG Draw At 2-Barca Blaugranes

Messi Is Injured, this could potentially be Real Madrid's shot except that they are already down by double digits. "Not so Special now are ya Jose?" a certain Russian gentlemen was heard to mutter.

The Dumbest Recruiting Letter Ever-SB Nation

This is just so funny because our buddies frenemies over at Deadspin referred to this as the greatest recruiting letter ever.

Javaris Crittenton Indicted On Murder Charges-SB Nation

Somehow Gilbert Arenas was not involved in any way.

Robinson Cano's Agent Switch May Doom The Yankees-SB Nation MLB

Also dooming the Yankees this season will be the players they put on the field.