Saturday nonsense open thread

This is your open thread for whatever you desire today. The first Premier League game of the day is a relegation six-pointer between Reading and Southampton, kicking off at 12:45 p.m. local/7:45 a.m. ET. Just over two hours later, there are three Premier League games during that normal block, including Arsenal's game.

We're pretty light on good football across the world today, but there are games in all of Europe's major leagues, MLS and Liga MX, so I'm sure you'll find something to watch. The basketball starts at 6, if you're interested in that.