Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links April 9, 2013

Happy Tuesda,y Spursland! Margaret Thatcher has passed on to the next (insert appropriate terms for afterlife or lack there of based on your personal beliefs here) and I know everyone was itching to talk about it yesterday when it leaked, but let;s not do that, shall we? It is going to get partisan and negative and let;s just not. Let us come together to appreciate something Maggie gave us that we all can get behind.

nd now the "news"

Kaboul Makes His Return- Sky Sports

Also returning, the EPL's longest forehead. Just look at that thing -- you could show movies on it.

QPR's Relegation Battle Could Expose Remy To Premier League Vultures- The Guardian

Paging Daniel Levy, paging Daniel Levy. Please call your office.

Manchester City Are Noisy Neighbors Once More- SB Nation Soccer

Okay, so they aren't really in the title picture anymore/this season, but they are still annoying.

Wrestlemania Reactions Post Show- Cagesideseats

Here is what you need to know: there were three types of matches.

1. Good ones, like The Shield Vs Orton, Sheamus, and Big Show.
2. Piles of shit, like Cena and The Rock .
3. One for the ages, like Undertaker and CM Punk.

Drogba Scores An Accidental Lob-S B Nation

How much of a horse's ass does that keeper feel like?

Mirko Vucnic Celebrates With His Pants- SB Nation Soccer

Or as I call it, the reverse Chastain.