Wednesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 1, 2013

Happy Wednesday Spursland! I was going to give some sort of explanation maybe even an apology for the things I wrote yesterday that seemed to spark such outrage and controversy. But that's dumb. I stand by what I said, but lets still all be friends and look at this baby slowly falling asleep. And remember if someone says something that you don't agree with and it is clear that no amount of civil debate will lead to some sort of understanding or compromise just be like "Oh ok that's cool dude/dudette" and then leave it alone and reflect on how awesome it is that we (presumably) live in a place where are thoughts and opinions are not restricted. Sorry if you just read that while living in Vietnam or somewhere similar.

And now the "news"

AVB Wants Rose Return-Sky Sports

Does Danny Rose only make this face when celebrating? Is that his default happy expression or something? Not that it is a bad celebration expression or anything, it's aggressive and passionate, much like myself.

Zidane Says Madrid Wouldn't Blink At £60 Millon For Bale-Mirror

NO! There is no price! But if there was a price I wouldn't be mad at £60 Million. I feel like we could do a lot with that.

Madrid Falls Short-Managing Madrid

That picture in the article is the saddest of all sad Ronaldo pictures.

The Special One Hints At Madrid Exit, Bats Eyelashes At Chelsea-SB Nation Soccer

I want nothing more than for him to come back to Chelsea, have an unlimited transfer and wage budget and just crash and burn. I want to him to finish like 7th and watch him try to play it off like it isn't his fault. Anyone who does anything like this deserves nothing less than to be cursed.

Your Grandfather Built This Brand With His Bare Hands-Progressive Boink

More appearances by the word "ye" than you will see in the next decade.