Happ...oh screw it. Why am I even trying? It's Wednesday, Spursland. I present you with the soundtrack of your mood.
And now the depression
Well, at least somebody is satisfied.
That's right, Forbes, which is really great because one of the few people who can understand our current state of depression is Steve Forbes whenever he looks back at his presidential runs.
How great is it going to be to watch the Chelsea meltdown when Man City hires Mourinho? I predict that they will be paying him with the kingship of one new central Asian nation each season. They have the money and soon enough the great nation of Sogdiana lives again.
Oh man, what are they going to do with just Mata and Oscar in their attacking midfield positions? Oh the drama of it all.
Cancels long standing plane reservations to Brazil.
Bayern are really not letting up on Barcelona, they may not know that the second leg has ended and are just continuing to pound them into dust.