Tuesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 7, 2013

Happy Tuesday Spursland! The calm before the storm. The day where we reflect, we prepare our minds for the coming trials. And by that I mean stock up on Alka Seltzer and whiskey.

And now the "news"

New Approach For AVB-Sky Sports

Yeah, the mad scientist is trying some new cutting edge stuff out there. Someone please Photoshop Villas-Boas into a rayon lab coat mixing chemicals of questionable volatility, and looking to be in deep focus.

Comrade Consonant Claims Spurs Don't Have What It Takes-Daily Star

I would feel marginally confident that this guy can't spell his own name. Not willing to bet anything crazy, but if I were in Vegas I would feel ok putting down 10 bucks on that. I'm also not ruling out that he is cousins with that guy who plays Jamie Lannister.

MLS Salaries Analysis-SB Nation Soccer

Lets just stop right there with the oh so obvious jokes about how a ton of people make more than the 60 some guys earning the league minimum.

How The Title Was Won In Turin-SB Nation Soccer

Buy the referees watches, obviously.

Financial Fair Play Faces Legal Challenge-We Ain't Got No History

Ugh.

Tim Tebow In The CFL: A Memoir-SB Nation

:)