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Hi internet! Our buddy The Roosevelts had a rough weekend and decided to go sleep for about 24 hours following his various family and work excursions. I am considerably less amusing than he is, and for that I apologize. Not like anyone reads the articles around here anyway. Y'all scan the headlines, then turn this into an off-topic thread. As you should.
Kane's gains | Tottenham Hotspur official site
He'll use the U-20 World Cup as a springboard to superstardom, just like Freddy Adu, y'all. Watch out, Harry's coming.
Paris Saint-Germain line up Gareth Bale, Andre Villas-Boas bids? | Sports Mole
Your obligatory once a day link to a site that offers no original reporting, analysis or commentary.
No bids as yet for Atletico Mineiro's Bernard | Sky Sports
News came out like an hour after this went up that Atletico Mineiro rejected a bid from someone for Bernard, so I'm only putting this here so you can laugh at Sky.
Why The Roosevelts makes the Hoddle a Mail-free zone when he did it: Inter confirmed our interest, but not that we had a £17m bid rejected.
Happy 100th cap, Andrea Pirlo! | SB Nation
Andrea Pirlo rules.