Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for June 17, 2013

Hi internet! Our buddy The Roosevelts had a rough weekend and decided to go sleep for about 24 hours following his various family and work excursions. I am considerably less amusing than he is, and for that I apologize. Not like anyone reads the articles around here anyway. Y'all scan the headlines, then turn this into an off-topic thread. As you should.

Kane's gains | Tottenham Hotspur official site

He'll use the U-20 World Cup as a springboard to superstardom, just like Freddy Adu, y'all. Watch out, Harry's coming.

Paris Saint-Germain line up Gareth Bale, Andre Villas-Boas bids? | Sports Mole

Your obligatory once a day link to a site that offers no original reporting, analysis or commentary.

No bids as yet for Atletico Mineiro's Bernard | Sky Sports

News came out like an hour after this went up that Atletico Mineiro rejected a bid from someone for Bernard, so I'm only putting this here so you can laugh at Sky.

Inter reject Tottenham's £17m bid for Guarin as Italian giants' chief confirms Villas-Boas' interest | Daily Mail

Why The Roosevelts makes the Hoddle a Mail-free zone when he did it: Inter confirmed our interest, but not that we had a £17m bid rejected.

Happy 100th cap, Andrea Pirlo! | SB Nation

Andrea Pirlo rules.