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Happy Monday Spursland! What are you guys doing here? Don't you have jobs or something?
And now the "news"
Defoe Wants More Help Up Front-Sky Sports
Nice to see he has been paying attention and his ego is tethered firmly in reality.
A Look Inside JD Trouble-The Guardian
Well perhaps that last crack up top seems a bit harsh now. And please oh lord can they make that reality show!
Thiago Picks Bayern, Is An idiot-SB Nation Soccer
Hmm, He could have picked United, a team arguably just as big if not bigger (Editor's note: lol) than Bayern and who desperately need quality midfielders, where he would assuredly start every game. Instead he went to a team with arguably the best midfield of this generation. Makes a lot of sense to me.
Shad Khan Seals Fullham Ownership Deal-SB Nation Soccer
Speaking as someone marginally aware of the struggles of the Jaguars I can assure Fulham supporters that their darkest days lay ahead. Like imagine the jump in darkness as Chamber Of Secrets to Prisoner Of Azkaban levels. I know, right.
Johnny Football Still Recovering From "Dehydration"-SB Nation
You heard it here first (maybe? I'm just assuming) Johnny Football is within 3 years of being called Ryan Leaf II.