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Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 15, 2013

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on Jermain Defoe, Fulham, Bayern and dehydration.

Michael Regan

Happy Monday Spursland! What are you guys doing here? Don't you have jobs or something?

And now the "news"

Defoe Wants More Help Up Front-Sky Sports

Nice to see he has been paying attention and his ego is tethered firmly in reality.

A Look Inside JD Trouble-The Guardian

Well perhaps that last crack up top seems a bit harsh now. And please oh lord can they make that reality show!

Thiago Picks Bayern, Is An idiot-SB Nation Soccer

Hmm, He could have picked United, a team arguably just as big if not bigger (Editor's note: lol) than Bayern and who desperately need quality midfielders, where he would assuredly start every game. Instead he went to a team with arguably the best midfield of this generation. Makes a lot of sense to me.

Shad Khan Seals Fullham Ownership Deal-SB Nation Soccer

Speaking as someone marginally aware of the struggles of the Jaguars I can assure Fulham supporters that their darkest days lay ahead. Like imagine the jump in darkness as Chamber Of Secrets to Prisoner Of Azkaban levels. I know, right.

Johnny Football Still Recovering From "Dehydration"-SB Nation

You heard it here first (maybe? I'm just assuming) Johnny Football is within 3 years of being called Ryan Leaf II.