Thursday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 18,2013

Happy Thursday, Spursland! So the ESPY's were last night. My English friends, if you had heard of them and wondered if this was something to care about, I can confirm for you that they are about as dumb as this guy.

And now the "news"

Lloris Says Some Nice Things-Sky Sports

Such a nice young man. That is the phrase I first thought in reaction to this article, which is how you know I am rapidly aging.

Arsenal Mad Cafe owner Is Surprised by A Visit From AVB-Express

He ordered a £3 plate of sausage and chips and rounded out his meal with ice cream which says to me someone is [yeah totally redacting this horribly insensitive joke, sorry Mr. Roosevelts].

Sepp Blatter To Propose Moving 2022 World Cup To The Winter-SB Nation Soccer

Let's play a game. Think of Sepp Blatter and then what is the very next word to come to mind? Mine is a four letter word that my mother dislikes me using.

Fear And Loathing In The United And Chelsea Press War-The Busby Babe

It seems to me that you fellas have entered #batcountry. Don't try the mescaline.

Negredo Joins City-SB Nation Soccer

Because they were really hurting for attacking talent.