Happy Friday Spursland! It's been a long week of nothingness folks. So here is 10 minutes of Mike Tyson knocking people out. Imagine you are him and the hapless can in front of him is your boss. Enjoy.
And now the "news"
Business As Usual For Bale-Sky Sports
Classic example of the English media trying to make Fetch happen. This might be the English equivalent of ESPN and the Tim Tebow syndrome.
Tottenham Refuse To Sell Bale At Any Price-Telegraph
Shocking development that happened like a month ago. What don't you people get? Stop trying to steal our boyfriend!
Is There To Much Pressure On Roberto-Barca Blaugranes
So he is about to start for Barca and he only goes by one name? I am guessing this wipper-snapper has had a large amount of pressure on him since he started kicking the inside of his mother's womb. Editor's note: I've always seen him referred to as Sergi Roberto, never just Roberto.
Bale To United From The Evil Empire's Perspective-The Busby Babe
We'd be crazy not to take £60m for Bale ... oh wait, pretty sure we got an offer of £80m a few weeks ago so, no. The market and the demand set the price, what up Adam Smith.
American Cyclist Bitch Slaps Tour De France Fan From His BIke-SB Nation
Tejay Van Garderen is a good shit, trust.
Jovetic To Man City After Fee Agreed-SB Nation Soccer
Perhaps I was right about the city but wrong about the club with that evil empire label.