Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Oh yeah! 21 hours into the window baby. First big time signing is done and dusted (Except for the whole Tottenham announcing it thing). Look out now, this is the new school Danny Levy (we call him Danny now) not the old school Daniel Levy (Editor's Note: Or this is Franco Baldini. Take your pick). Gareth Bale will be signed to a lifetime deal by August. Book it.
And now the "new"
So, it is totally maybe happening, sort of. To anyone stumbling across this, maybe an American looking for an English team to support, this is, in a nutshell, what the rest of your life will look like.
Hey, new guy! Are you starting to see a pattern around here?
Yawn, don't care. You're third place finish for next year is now assured. City seem to have a competent manager AND all the gold doubloons in the Spanish main to spend, and Jose is back in Blue. It is over for you.
If I wrote this article it would 100% be about my abilities to pick out Balotelli on the pitch before and after his recent haircut.
And the first true duel for the Yellow Jersey is on.