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Happy Friday, Spursland! Man let me tell you gang, today is really boring. HOW BORING IS IT? Today is so boring that we are celebrating the 800 anniversary of the word "friend" being used as a verb. It is that kind of day.
And now the "news"
Scudemore Says Hong Kong Pitch Was Safe-Sky Sports
This is exactly like in the 50s when reporters would ask politicians on the east coast if the mob existed, and they would laugh at the question and say something like, "What are you talking about? You have heard too many bedtime stories young man".
AVB Sweating Johny Vertical Injury-Telegraph
No he isn't. AVB doesn't sweat, or pop. Just like your girlfriend told you in high school.
Clement Grenier Is An Alien-SB Nation Soccer
His celebration should involve him flying to England walking into Westminster Abbey and giving Sir Issac Newton's tomb the ole two bird salute.
Chicarito To Valencia As Soldado Replacement-The Busby Babe
Allow me to display my feelings about this through this helpful link.
The SB Nation Guide To Cable Sports Networks-SB Nation
#TeamNBCSN right here folks. ESPN can pound it up wherever they choose to pound it, they suck.
Former NBA Star Opens Up About Childhood Abuse-SB Nation
If you think that this story is not as important than Jason Collins coming out weeks ago you are kidding yourself. These are the numbers one in three women, and one in 4 men will be the victim of sexual abuse in their lifetime. Those aren't guesses, those are facts. Have a good weekend Spursland and hold your kids tight when you get home tonight.