Community Shield and Sunday open thread

Hi, everybody! (Hi, Uncle Menno!) This here's your Community Shield and general Sunday football open thread. Talk about that game or any other game in here. Remember, no illegal streams, keep it classy, don't denigrate players or refs, and have fun.

Sunday games (all times ET, UK +5h):

• Community Shield (Manchester United v. Wigan): 9:00 a.m.
• Bundesliga - Mainz v. Stuttgart: 9:30 a.m.
• Championship - Leicester v. Leeds: 11:00 a.m.
• Ligue 1 - Ajaccio v. St. Etienne: 11:00 a.m.
• Bundesliga - Schalke v. Hamburger: 11:30 a.m.
• Ligue 1 - Guingamp v. Marseille: 3:00 p.m.
• Liga Costarricense - Deportivo Saprissa v. Pérez Zeledon: 1:00 p.m. (Costa Rican football represent!)