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Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Hey gang, what's happening? Nothing at all, right? It's OK. Watch this puppy video (audio NSFW).
And now the "news"
Paulinho Hopes For Bale Stay-Sky Sports
He also hopes Bale will get a better haircut, it has now been months of him making Jimmy Neutron look well thought out.
Spurs Set To Seal £30 Million Willian Deal-The Guardian
I have come to the conclusion that Joe Lewis left the vault door open just a crack and Dan Levy is running back and forth to the negotiating table with bags of Spanish doubloons.
Losing Out Shows Liverpool's Status-Telegraph
Yes we are into day three of mercilessly pointing out how much Liverpool no longer matters. Why? Because it's fun and someone told me I was being mean the first time I did it. It turns out they were right.
Real Sociedad Can only Score Insane Goals-SB Nation Soccer
The ball was not allowed to roll, if the ball rolls on the ground it's cheating.
Seriously, Only Insane Goals-SB Nation Soccer
I bet you could grate cheese on that dudes abs. Which is not a weird thing to think to ones self as you watch that.
Don't Try To Explain Football To Women-SB Nation
Equally annoying as the guy trying to explain the game to a girl because she clearly doesn't know anything about it growing up in America (presumably) is the girl who pretends to need it explained to her to strike up a conversation with a dude, right person who will only be known as my friend Rachel?
Someone Demanded This Be Posted-Black Hearts Gold Pants
It was Bryan.