Watch Danny Rose's thunderbolt against Dinamo Tbilisi

ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT!

I mean, ON HIS EUROPA LEAGUE DEBUT!

Or, ON A THURSDAY IN GEORGIA!

There we go.

ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IN GEORGIA!

I bet Sunderland could use a player like Rose. Too bad they can't have him.

I bet Dinamo Tbilisi could use a player like Rose. Too bad they're Dinamo.

I bet Arsenal could use a player like Rose. Too bad they can't afford him.

I bet Tottenham could use a player like Rose. Oh wait, they have him. They have a man of remarkable goals. A man of superior taste. A man of White Hart Lane and the new King of Georgia. Bow to your new king, Georgia.

Or prince. Andros Townsend may be king.

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