ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT!
I mean, ON HIS EUROPA LEAGUE DEBUT!
Or, ON A THURSDAY IN GEORGIA!
There we go.
ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IN GEORGIA!
I bet Sunderland could use a player like Rose. Too bad they can't have him.
I bet Dinamo Tbilisi could use a player like Rose. Too bad they're Dinamo.
I bet Arsenal could use a player like Rose. Too bad they can't afford him.
I bet Tottenham could use a player like Rose. Oh wait, they have him. They have a man of remarkable goals. A man of superior taste. A man of White Hart Lane and the new King of Georgia. Bow to your new king, Georgia.
Or prince. Andros Townsend may be king.
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