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Well, we move on to week two of the English Premier League season. Story lines are already beginning to emerge. Can Chelsea prove themselves title contenders by beating Manchester United? Can Arsenal right the ship after a home loss to Aston Villa? Is Alan Pardew just an elaborate allegory for a shackle which has taken human form? WHO SHOT PHIL? Regardless, here's your open thread to discuss all that and laugh at funny things that happen.
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Today's matches (all times Eastern; GMT +5)
- Fulham v. Arsenal, 7:45 a.m., NBC Sports Network, EPL
- (Replay) Bolton v. Queens Park Rangers, 9:30 a.m., BeIn, Sky Bet Championship
- Bayern Munich v. Nuremberg, 9:30 a.m., GolTV, Bundesliga
- Southampton v. Sunderland, 10:00 a.m., NBC Sports Network, EPL
- Everton v. West Bromwich Albion, 10:00 a.m., Premier League Extra Time and NBC Sports Live Extra, EPL
- Hull City v. Norwich, 10:00 a.m., Premier League Extra Time and NBC Sports Live Extra, EPL
- Newcastle United v. West Ham United, 10:00 a.m., Premier League Extra Time and NBC Sports Live Extra, EPL
- Stoke City v. Crystal Palace, 10:00 a.m., Premier League Extra Time and NBC Sports Live Extra, EPL
- Hellas Verona vs. A.C. Milan, 12:00 p.m., BeIn, Serie A
- Aston Villa v. Liverpool, 12:30 p.m., NBC, EPL
- Hertha Berlin v. Hamburg, 12:30 p.m., GolTV, Bundesliga
- Sampdoria v. Juventus, 2:45 p.m., BeIn, Serie A
- (Replay) Hannover 96 v. Schalke 04, 4:30 p.m., GolTV, Bundesliga
- (Replay) Valenciennes vs. Marseille, 5:00 p.m., Ligue 1
- (Replay) Monaco v. Toulouse, 7:00 p.m., Ligue 1
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