Happy Thursday, Spursland! Why isn't this Spursday?
And now the "news"
Yeah, we know.
This process of elimination style of explaining what Hugo is, is going to take forever if this is the starting point you picked. I mean just think of how many kinds of dogs you will have to say that Hugo is not. There are a shitload of different kinds of dogs, and they keep adding to it! Jack Russell's have only been an official thing for a few years now, and you know the Kennel Club Nazi's are just itching to stick laboradoodle onto the official list too.
Not going to lie, that is a good burn.
Physics doesn't exist, Issac newton was full of crap all along.
Raise your hand if you clicked on that looking for analysis of a future event featuring BPL managers engaging in a delightful picnic activity. Oh, I'm alone? OK. But seriously folks (look at that a transition that hasn't been used since Lenny Bruce was last on stage) could we give these guys a second, like two seconds maybe before we start cranking up the heat on that pressure cooker? Maybe these guys need a few extra games to tinker with their teams and figure out what works before you metaphorically poop in there hand and play that stop hitting yourself game with them.
If you are some young politico out there looking for some proof to support your claim that drugs can be intellectually a good thing at times, I give you the guys at Progressive Boink. My god I should stop typing now and never try to create a new Idea ever again.