Happy Thursday, Spursland! Why isn't this Spursday?
And now the "news"
AVB Says Spurs Are Not Contenders-Sky Sports
Yeah, we know.
Hugo Is Not An Alien Says French Coach-Sports Witness
This process of elimination style of explaining what Hugo is, is going to take forever if this is the starting point you picked. I mean just think of how many kinds of dogs you will have to say that Hugo is not. There are a shitload of different kinds of dogs, and they keep adding to it! Jack Russell's have only been an official thing for a few years now, and you know the Kennel Club Nazi's are just itching to stick laboradoodle onto the official list too.
Keep Trolling Willian-We Ain't Got No History
Not going to lie, that is a good burn.
Gabbi Torres Scores A Ridiculous Backheel- SB Nation Soccer
Physics doesn't exist, Issac newton was full of crap all along.
A Far Too Early Look At The Manager Sack Race-SB Nation
Raise your hand if you clicked on that looking for analysis of a future event featuring BPL managers engaging in a delightful picnic activity. Oh, I'm alone? OK. But seriously folks (look at that a transition that hasn't been used since Lenny Bruce was last on stage) could we give these guys a second, like two seconds maybe before we start cranking up the heat on that pressure cooker? Maybe these guys need a few extra games to tinker with their teams and figure out what works before you metaphorically poop in there hand and play that stop hitting yourself game with them.
A Look At The Sports Section Of SkyMall magazine-Progressive Boink
If you are some young politico out there looking for some proof to support your claim that drugs can be intellectually a good thing at times, I give you the guys at Progressive Boink. My god I should stop typing now and never try to create a new Idea ever again.