There is a great, big throne at White Hart Lane. It is made of gold, blessed by Bill Nicholson, soaked in cockerel tears and adorned with rubies picked by Gazza himself.
And it is shared by Christian Eriksen and Harry Kane.
The new boy and the Hurrikane ascended to the throne with their showings in the crossbar challenge, where they shared the crown. The crown is made of silver shaven from each of Spurs' FA Cup trophies.
Lewis Holtby -- as is his wont in training ground competitions -- is the loser. The adorable, lovable loser.