Happy Transfer deadline day, ladies and gentlemen! Tottenham Hotspur got most of their business done early and shouldn't be outrageously active today, but you never know what could happen. As I've said a few times today, Daniel Levy is still our chairman and our current net spend is nothing. There's no reason we can't make things happen.
This is your open thread for deadline day. Below, you can find links to our transfer stories, separated into real news, rumors that could be legitimate and stuff that's just absolutely bonkers.
Real, actual transfer news
The above space will be updated frequently throughout the day. If this thread goes over 1,000 comments, which seems likely, we will create a new one.
Oh, and we have some news other than transfer stuff, if you haven't seen. Etienne Capoue will only miss four weeks, while Lewis Holtby is in the Under-21 squad to face Norwich today.
Chat away below!