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WATCH: Lewis Holtby makes sex, Jermain Defoe scores

All hail Lewis Holtby.

Jamie McDonald

Lewis Holtby is everything that is right with the world and everything he has ever done is perfect. That includes his chip to Jermain Defoe to give Tottenham Hotsput a 1-0 lead on Aston Villa in League Cup action.


If God himself tried to hit that chip, he'd have shanked it. There are just some things Lewis does that nobody else can. And yes, he's just Lewis now. Kind of like Jesus.


H/T to the lovely folks at 7500 to Holte for the GIFs.

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