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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links September 26, 2013

Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links.

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Ben Hoskins

Happy Friday, Spursland! I know I am not playing this weekend. It doesn't matter. I still need to get prepared for games, especially big games. So if you will excuse me, I will be listening to the Last Of The Mohicans theme on loop and doing pushups until kickoff.

And now the "news"

AVB Surprised By Mata Omission-Sky Sports

This is really a non story, because people who have eyes are surprised that Mata isn't playing and AVB has eyes. Delightful, delightful eyes.

Mourinho Battle Means Nothing Says AVB-Telegraph

OK, AVB can say that. He can paint it on a banner and hang it from his bedroom window. That doesn't mean that it's true, because it isn't.

Brazilian FA Forgets Paulinho Plays For Tottenham-Give Me Sport

Man, if they are screwing this up imagine the kind of mistakes they must be making with the Olympic/World Cup preparations. I bet they build Olympic village in Bolivia. LOL

Lost In The Desert-SB Nation Soccer

One of the better and more brutal beatings Sepp Ballter has taken in print. Not that he cares as he sitts in a mega house somewhere having his probable alleged maybe slaves mop his sweaty brow with 500 Riyal notes.

Bud Selig To Formally Announce Retirment-SB Nation

Speaking of piece of shit heads of Major Sports Organizations that have lots and lots of problems.

What We've Learned From The League Cup-SB Nation Soccer

We have learned of a man named Holtby, who may be more than a man.

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