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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links September 30, 2013

Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links.

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Clive Rose

Happy Monday, Spursland! I have come my friends to believe that the great Biblical tale of the Apocalypse is at hand.  Look at the signs. Look at the signs foretold in the book of Revelations, or whichever holy book you have if you have one. They all line up. Increased bad natural disaster stuff. A black president (my bible was handed down to me from the southern branch of my family, I don't know, maybe your footnotes are different) and Manchester United are in 12th place.

And now the "news"

Holtby Plays Down Title Talk-Sky Sports

Spoken like a man who has seen Suarez and Sturridge play together and sees what that could lead too.  And hey is Stuuidge says something really intolerant how do we not call his pairing with Suarez "the SS"?

Johny Vertical A Disgrace Says A Disgraceful Alleged Eye Gouger-BBC

The second yellow card was disgraceful, for the referee who made that call.  There wasn't even a foul and if there was one it was probably on Jan.  But the comments about him being a disgrace are ridiculous, And his comments about players from outside England seem to be kind of xenophobic.  And what were you doing in OUR technical area all those times during the game. YOU DON'T OWN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN WORLD.

Mourinho Refers To AVB As "Kid"-Guardian

Pop quiz, does it make you an oblivious old coot if you refer to a man who is 35 year old a "kid"/ The answer is yes.  I wonder how surprised Mourinho is going to be when he finally is told that women can vote, and that Thatcher isn't in power anymore. he will probably saunter on down to the soda fountain for a sarsaparilla to pick up his spirits.  Get it because he is so out of touch with how things have changed with the passage of time.

Torres Faces Lengthy Ban-Telegraph

Allow me to be the first guy on the seriously the FA are idiots bandwagon if they Ban Torres for this.  He didn't even commit a foul let alone a cardable offense, at least that time.

Chelsea VS Tottenham instant Reaction-We Ain't Got No History

Hmm, that seemed measured and well reasoned.  I wonder if they could send a copy of this to old Jose with "this is how rational people talk" scrawled across it in red ink.

Madrid Lose To Athletico-Managing Madrid

Hey look, Bale And Modric didn't even start.  Bu thanks for the combined £118 million.

Henderson Alverez Threw A No No-Baseball Nation

Quick, nobody tell the English guys what that means, lets see how long it takes them.

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