Happy Monday Spursland! The Golden Globes were last night and literally nobody who doesn't get paid to write about who is going to win the Oscars cared. That being said you WILL be forced to discuss this for somewhere between 30 seconds and 12 minutes during whatever is the usual place in your place of employment that forces you to interact with other employees. It might be the break room, maybe it's the printer, maybe its that weird hallway that dead ends at the bathroom meaning if anyone sees you walk down there they know exactly what you are about to do. GOD FORBID YOU WANT TO BRING A BOOK OR THE PAPER FOR SOMETHING TO READ NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR PLANNED...activity. How do you combat this conversation? How do you disarm your coworker as they try to force their lameness into your soul? Just a few simple words. "I can't take them seriously, they nominated Steve McQueen for an award and he has been dead since 1980!" Then walk away quickly and go back to fighting about pizza or whatever the food of choice to argue about in the comments is today.
And for you young'ns out there, yes this is what awaits you in the professional world.
And now the "news"
Defoe: It was time to leave-Sky Sports
JD Trouble gives a candid interview explaining his reasons for leaving and what Tottenham means to him. Thanks for all the good times my man and happy trails.
Tom Huddlestone Finally Cuts His Hair-Mirror
Talk about going from a 6 to an 8 in just a few snips good lard.
JD Heading For Dead End In Toronto-The Guardian
Or not so happy trails. I guess they don't believe in sending you off with a good luck and a hearty handshake at the Guardian.
ESPN To Do Entire Soccer 30 For 30 Series-SB Nation Soccer
Can someone run out and get paper towels? I am in need of something absorbent to catch all the drool coming out of my mouth.
Mourinho Hints At Summer Striker Splurge-We Ain't Got No History
6 million for Torres this summer?
A-Rod's Suspension Reduced To 162 games-SB Nation
A great move by the arbitrator. The 211 game suspension was clearly over the top and probably motivated by Bus Seiig' wanting to at all costs protect Hank Aaron's all time home run record. That said people shouldn't cheat in sports even if tens of millions of dollars could be gained for not that large an investment in needles and steroids. LOL