Happy Friday Spursland! Guys, I think we should sell Tom Carroll too. (Ed. note: Kill him.)
Thank you and goodnight!!!!!
And now the "news"
Spurs Plan For Kalou Transfer- Mirror
Because if there is one thing this team needs, it is more wide attacking players. (Ed. note: Kill him.)
Sours Demand £10 Million For Capoue- Independent
What say you now, dumb Italian teams looking to raid? That's what I thought. (Ed. note: Seriously. Kill him.)
Messi Makes Appropriate Response To Ronaldo Winning World Player of THe Year- SB Nation Soccer
RECOUNT! (Ed. note: Do it.)
The Sounders Second Round Pick Is A Rapper- SB Nation Soccer
He is like the best underground wrapper in 1986. That is the nicest thing I can say about this. The meanest thing I could say is that I am sure that this song is played on loop in hell -- just this and M'Bop back to back to back. This song is so bad it has convinced me to try significantly harder to live a better life in the hope of not encountering this pile of sandy shit in the afterlife. (Ed. note: He deserves it.)
MLS SuperDraft Hub- SB Nation Soccer
Everything you need to to know about the process that divides up the nation's best young talent that hasn't already been lured away to Europe or isn't already claimed through the academy process. It's a big deal if you grew up really good at soccer in like Wyoming. (Ed. note: Kill him.)