Tuesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for January 21, 2014

Happy Tuesday Spursland! Tim Sherwood seems like a pretty serious guy. Don't be late to practice. There was a thing about a hat I think? He doesn't seem to tolerate any BS. And it is getting results. But I think there may be an unseen casualty of the new era. We haven't had one of those wacky Spurs Official videos in forever have we? No Lewis Hotlby juggling, no cross bar competitions, no Kyle Walker scare tactics. Is it RIP for the coolest team youtube page in England?

And now the "news"

I Need Fourth Says Sherwood-Sky Sports

Tim Sherwood is awesome just because he either gives you a very diplomatic answer or he shoots your straight.

Sherwood Thinks Bentaleb's Play Could Prompt Eligibility Battle-Guardian

Back up everyone someone is pumping up the old hype balloon.

Cazorla Warned By Arsenal Over Insulting Picture-Telegraph

Didn't know what the card said? HAHA Santi can't read, what a dummy.

Alex Ferguson Was Manchester United, Mourinho Would Be No Better Than Moyes-The Busby Babe

Oh how I want to hammer this, I want to, I really want to, but I can't because this is correct. Nobody could replace Sir Alex of Stoppage Time. Nobody.

Champagne Begins FIFA Presidential Campaign-SB Nation Soccer

A penalty box? I hate Sepp Blatter, but no. Please no. Like in the same way you say no to dong pics texted to you from Justin Bieber.

Brendan Rodgers And Tenuous Grips On Reality-Liverpool Offside

Crazy is crazy no matter how you spin it. And yes crazy ideas sometimes work, but that isn't because it was a good idea it is just because sometimes crazy things work out. This one isn't working out.