Fun fact: Tottenham Hotspur still pay Heurelho Gomes real currency.
Less fun fact: They will continue to pay him real currency.
According to Sky Sports, Gomes received an offer from Internacional to join the Brazilian club, but then they signed Dida and that offer disappeared. As a result, Gomes will return to the Spurs bench, where he will remain forever and ever and ever.
(Actually, he will only remain on the bench until his contract expires, but he will keep getting paid that whole time and Daniel levy might murder a goat.)
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