Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Want to see a preview of how Lewis Holtby will celebrate his nuptials once science creates a creature perfect enough to be worthy of him? This guy gives you a sneak preview.
And now the "news"
Yes, I think Gary Ridgeway said something similar about all those girls he picked up in his pick up truck.
So don't throw coins, you infants.
We will endure your terrible blood spinning/break out the cow placenta jokes in the comments. And I do mean endure them.
When watching a disaster you want to do it from a bird's eye view.
The forecast for this Juan-uary calls for plunging temperatures and a large amount of tight faces on the Chelsea bench.