Happy Thursday Spursland! So Clint Dempsey, JD Trouble, and maybe Big Mikey Bradley have all joined MLS in the span of like six seconds. Could MLS be on the brink of being kind of good, as opposed to "comparable to the Scottish Premier League"?
And now the "news"
Juve Offer Vucinic Plus Cash For Lamela- 101 Great Goals
And by cash I believe Levy will accept £30 million.
PSG Wants Walker- Transfer Tavern
Well that's nice. I want to be able to climb Everest, but I can't do that because I am too lazy. You gotta book the ticket to Nepal and you know how those airline websites are with their shoddy customer service. hen you gotta buy the gear from the mountaineering store, which must be the outdoorsman's version of guitar center where every employee makes you feel like you don't know anything and are not worthy of the use of the thing you are buying. Then you gotta to find a sherpa and who the hell knows where those guys hang out. Nom I cannot climb Everest without a tremendous effort and PSG can't have Walker.
Messi Scores Two In Return- SB Nation Soccer
in other news, the sun came up.
FIFA Secretary Sort of Says Qatar World Cup Will Be Held In Winter- SB Nation Soccer
This just in: the 2022 domestic season for just about everyone is going to be fucking weird.
Today in SB Nation long form, if my girlfriend ever dumps me I am moving to Alaska.