Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 1, 2014

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Oh awesome, it's October, gang. That means all those beers that came out in July are finally in season. God, consumerism is just the pits. Hey, is anyone shelling out £100 to go to the game this weekend? MOVING RIGHT ALONG!

And now the "news"

Spurs Linked To Jackson Martinez In January- Sports Mole

Did you enjoy a month away from stupid ass rumors? Well, it's October now, put down that pumpkin you aren't nearly good enough at carving and deal with the fact that this will be our lives until February 1st.

Ajax Reunion!- 101 Great Goals

Little known fact" the girl sitting next to Eriksen is the little sister of the Undertaker.

Chivas USA Might Have A New Owner, Vincent Tan, I Know- SB Nation Soccer

Chivas fans can not just catch a break. Every time I think they have reached the bottom of the hole and their fall is over, the floor drops out from underneath them.  And unrelated, but worse, this article was written by someone clearly trying to look like Marc Maron if he was in his late 20's.

Beyonce And Jay Z And Becks And Everyone Lost Their Shit- SB Nation Soccer

I don't understand when this phenomenon happened where when Jay Z and Beyonce do anything everyone losses their shit.  His last album was so over-hyped and it sucked and she has fucked over so many people it is stumping mathematicians that are just trying to keep count. I don't get it it, because I must be old and out of touch.

CSKA Moscow Had To Play A Game Behind Closed Doors, So Traveling Fans Rented Out A Neighboring Skyscraper- SB Nation Soccer

Everyone is freaking about about how dedicated these fans are, and they are. But they are also rich as shit. No firefighter from Munich has this as an option. So basically it was either this or yet another affair with a former model.