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Thursday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Link October 16, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links!

Jamie McDonald

Happy Thursday Spursland! Can you feel it? (Coming in the air tonight) We are almost there.  A return to the tribalism porn that matters to us, now that the soft core tribalism porn of an international break is done with. We got a lot of news in the last 24 hours, Toure (the not crazy one) might not play, meaning it would be a second choice midfield for the Bajillionaires, and we might have Chadli back.  That last part, if you are me is a little disappointing though, because I thought that might be the way Kane sneaks into the starting lineup on a regular basis.  In my dreams he would start out on the wing, then Ade does his stupid Ade stuff and gets subbed, Kane moves to the center and Chadli/Townsend/Lennon...OK not Lennon, comes on and then off we go into the race to the top!  Anyways that's what my dreams are like sometimes.  Other times they are just of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon arguing about fairly mundane things with each fight punctuated with Affleck going "Dude, I am Batman now, you can't keep treating me like this"!

I think both things are equally plausible.

And now the "news"

The Five Players Spurs Are Linked With This Week-Here In The City

Is it the best source? No. But I really have to admire just the way they phrased this as to recognize how insane Tottenham rumor-mongering is in the world wide football media.  Arsenal too, for that matter.

QPR Considering Replacing Redknapp With...Mother Of God-Football Fancast

You don't deserve to be above the third division with this thinking.  Please just pack up your stadium and leave town.

The Mayor Of London Is Fouling Children, Tiny Ones-SB Nation Soccer

You know what, professional foul.  Not much you can do in that situation, especially when you consider his footwear.

UEFA Must learn It's Lesson From Serbia, Albania-SB Nation Soccer

You know if a (another) great war is going to break out, it's going to be because of some damn fool thing in the Balkans.

MLS Commissioner Calls Out Klinsman, Is Universally Called A Jerk-SB Nation Soccer

I'm in a rush or I'd say more, but Don Garber is a poopy brained mush mouthed dolt.