Wednesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 22, 2014

Happy Wednesday, Spursland!

Oh he ho hum, lately Spurs have been playing dumb.

Hi ho tee hee, loving Spurs is killing me.

Fee fi foe foo,

Newcastle! it smells like poo.

Take that, Menno. You ain't the only poetry game in town.

And now the "news"

West Ham "Tottenham Proofed" Their Deal With Upton Park Buyers- Telegraph

I would say this is going just a bit too far to get an advantage on an opponent, but I support the regime of Dan Levy. I should just shut my mouth and raise a glass to those who are playing the game well.

Yedlin's Shifting Roles- Sounder At Heart

Winter is coming, and so is a storm, named Yedlin.

Ben Davies, Who Is Still Alive, Determined To Win A Spot In The Lineup- Daily Star

Way to go, kid. Keep kicking them in the balls.

Day Old Indian Super League Get's First Bicycle Kick- SB Nation Soccer

This league probably isn't that super. But good for them.

Sunderland Players Reimburse Traveling Fans For Embarrassing Loss- SB Nation Soccer

Well the club wouldn't do it so the players did, that's a nice gesture. Another nice gesture would be three points this weekend.

You Need To Watch Neuer Make This Impossible Save- SB Nation Soccer

Need to.

Five Most Fantastically Horrible Goalkeeping Performances - SB Nation Soccer

Only one from Gomes, which by the numbers makes sense but ... you know ... COME ONNNNN!